By Francesca Serritella
My bathroom is covered in makeup.
Lipsticks and lip balms live on every ledge and sometimes end up in the dog’s mouth. The closed toilet seat cover is a staging area for foundation and blushes. Brushes peek out of a coffee mug that barely fits on the counter. Eye-shadow compacts litter the sink’s edge, daring to be knocked off and shatter on the floor.
In my defense, my bathroom is so small, three things out of place make it look like a disaster zone.
And I never have only three things out of place.
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