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Boone watches Vivi like I watch TV.

Boone watches Vivi like I watch TV.

Guess what? I’m working on the #penguinhotline t

Guess what? I’m working on the #penguinhotline tomorrow, Monday, Dec. 4th!
Looking for the perfect gift this
holiday season? Let us know who you’re shopping for and the penguins will give you a free personalized list of recommendations. On Monday, you'll have a chance to get me as your personal shopper penguin! All the penguins will be standing by until December 8th:
www.penguinhotline.com

Pasta Impasse By Lisa Scottoline You know how on F

Pasta Impasse
By Lisa Scottoline
You know how on Facebook, people say their relationship is complicated?
Well, my relationship just got complicated.
I'm talking about my relationship with pasta.
Let me take you back in time to the dark ages, when we didn't even use the word pasta.
Back then, we called it spaghetti. Link in bio to read the rest.

Raffi decorated for the holidays!

Raffi decorated for the holidays!

I’m so thankful for the peace of my home, the lo

I’m so thankful for the peace of my home, the love of my family (including furry members), and the support of my readers! I wish all of you the happiest, happiest Thanksgiving today!

Column Classic: The Fixer By Lisa Scottoline You

Column Classic: The Fixer
By Lisa Scottoline

You may remember that I’m in Home Improvement Frenzy. Aluminum siding is coming off, cedar shakes are going on. Working at my house today are stonemasons, roofers, and carpenters, but none of them is single.
It gets worse.
Yesterday morning after it rained hard, a stonemason hurried in to tell me that my levee was broken. He was upset. So was I. I didn’t know I had a levee. I didn’t even know what a levee was. All I knew about levees was that somebody drove his Chevy to the levee but the levee was dry.
Link in bio to read the rest.

Emergency Branzino By Lisa Scottoline I look on th

Emergency Branzino
By Lisa Scottoline
I look on the bright side of things.
For example, I went to the ER last night, but at least my socks matched.
That’s what I mean.
The number of times I wear matching socks in my life is exactly nil.
The only reason I was wearing matching socks this time was because I had been visiting Daughter Francesca in New York, and in New York, you have to wear matched socks.
In Pennsylvania, you don’t.
Here, all we want is warm feet.
Link in bio to read the rest.

Happy Veterans Day, and thank you so much to our v

Happy Veterans Day, and thank you so much to our veterans, both past and present, who protect and serve all of us in this great country. Here’s a picture of one of my favorite veterans, my late father Frank Scottoline. ❤️

UK Readers! LOYALTY is now available from @noexitp

UK Readers! LOYALTY is now available from @noexitpress, and look at this gorgeous cover!
The great @kristinhannahauthor calls LOYALTY "A gripping, compulsively readable tale of courage, loyalty, family secrets & the price of honour." I hope you'll pick up a copy.
#loyaltycansaveasoulordestroyone

Column Classic: Recipe for Disaster By Lisa Scotto

Column Classic: Recipe for Disaster
By Lisa Scottoline

Turns out you’re never too old to call your mother about a recipe.
And regret it.
We begin when I decide to cook a nice meal for Daughter Francesca, because we’re about to start book tour, where we’ll eat MacDonald’s French fries for dinner and pretend that it’s is a hardship.
We eat French fries for dinner every book tour, and it’s worth writing an entire book for an excuse to eat French fries.
But if I eat French fries without being on book tour, I start signing things.
Occupational hazard. Link in bio to read the rest.

Column Classic: Scrambled Eggs By Lisa Scottoline

Column Classic: Scrambled Eggs
By Lisa Scottoline
The hits just keep on coming at the Scottoline farm, where the animals outnumber the people.
They like it that way.
I don't, especially when I wonder who's running the joint. The only thing I'm sure of is who's paying the bills.
Right now the chickens are in charge.
Because bottom line, they’re not producing any eggs. Link in bio to read the rest.

I'm excited about the great @adrianatrigiani's new

I'm excited about the great @adrianatrigiani's new podcast, “You Are What You Read!” She’s the best interviewer ever, and her first guest is the amazing @sarahjessicaparker! I’ll be tuning in, and you can, too, on all the major podcast platforms!

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